CJ, Mpls
TELEVAC 86000
The TELEVAC 86000 is a wonder of modern technology.
I dropped the required $3.00 this evening to have the TELEVAC 86000 analyze my handwriting. I’m not sure why my Zodiac sign was required, but I also gave it that. I am a Capricorn and I am just like everyone else who was born at the same time of year that I was. The TELEVAC 86000 utilizes a dot-matrix printer. It is very advanced. Here are its findings, and any commentary that I deem necessary:
YOUR HAPPY-GO-LUCKY MANNER BELIES THE DEPTH OF YOUR FEELINGS.
-This one’s a real crowd-pleaser, isn’t it?
YOU HAVE A GENUINE INTEREST IN PEOPLE.
-So is this.
YOUR SELF-CONFIDENCE IS EVIDENT IN YOUR DECISIONS.
YOU TEND TO LET WORK DOMINATE YOUR LIFE.
-Um. I’m the guy who refuses overtime and will talk about work when asked…
YOU MAY PROVOKE RESENTMENT BY SEEMING TO HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS.
-Close. I don’t *seem* to have all the answers.
YOUR NATURE IS NORMALLY EXTROVERTED AND HAPPY.
-Unless it’s introverted and depressed. Of course, maybe TELEVAC knows about those anti-anxiety meds…
YOU ARE DEEPLY SENSITIVE TO YOUR ENVIRONMENT.
- Oh yes, very.
YOU SET VERY HIGH GOALS FOR YOURSELF.
-I want to be… a bus driver.
YOU CAN BE COLD AND ALOOF ONE MOMENT AND WARM AND AFFECTIONATE THE NEXT.
-Unlike anyone else I’ve ever met.
YOU EXPRESS YOURSELF WELL AND ASSERT YOURSELF OPENLY.
YOU ENJOY SINCERE COMPLIMENTS AND DISLIKE FLATTERY.
-Nope. Flattery is fine with me.
YOU GIVE ALL UNDERTAKINGS YOUR COMPLETE ATTENTION.
-Uh huh.
So there it is. The TELEVAC 86000 also included a lot of other garbledy-gook, but I’m not going to type all that here.
2 years ago
